Dear Wiz Khalifa,
Is this how it is when your wife’s a model? What were you thinking Cameron? You look like Cruella deVille and Jimi Hendrix.
I know that’s not even Dalmatian either. It’s too frilly for that. I will give you credit for the jeans, I would wear that but where did the inspiration for this come from? You looked like this on your last mixtape. There’s no way your stylist handed you that coat, you put in on, glanced in the mirror and said that that is the look you wanted to have on your official album cover. Looking at your face, I can already tell that you were thinking that it was a bad idea.
Please tell me this is just a promo image and not the cover for your sophomore album. If it is, you really need to cut down your weed intake.
Signed,
A Fan